Like every week, we bring you the best in WTF news – news that is so bizarre and hilarious, it’ll hopefully make you forget all about that job you hate and that ex you wish you’d never dated.
Here goes nothing!
> A pregnant woman in Lethbridge, Alberta, was served cleaning fluid instead of the latte she ordered at a McDonald’s drive-through. According to the Canadian Broadcasting Corp., she realised something was up when she hit the highway and looked inside the cup to see a watery brownish liquid.
“I immediately had to put my hazard lights on and pull over and spit it out and rinse my mouth out with … water,” Douglas said. “I opened up the lid of the coffee and out pours this pungent smell of chemical. It wasn’t a latte at all.”
On complaining, a staff member told her that two cleaning lines were hooked up to the latte machine, reports The Globe and Mail newspaper. The supervisor showed her the bottle of cleaning fluid so she could tell poison control about it. Thankfully, she is fine because she didn’t swallow anything but is still worried as others may not have been that lucky.
> A zoo in Cairo is apparently passing off painted donkeys as zebras! When Mahmoud Sarhan visited the International Garden in Cairo, he immediately noticed that the ‘zebras’ had lighter snouts and bigger ears and looked suspiciously like donkeys. The zoo’s director, however, insists that the zebras are real.
(Credits: Mahmoud Sarhan on Facebook)
> We don’t even know what to say about this one. Mirror.co.uk reports that a beer made from the ‘vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models’ has gone on sale in Poland. The beer is the brainchild of a brewery called ‘The Order of Yoni’ and people can now buy the beer and “try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice”.
(Credits: CEN/THE ORDER OF YONI)
“Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer,” the company’s website reads.
> How depraved can people get?
A pregnant goat died after being allegedly gang-raped by eight men in Haryana. “They tried to molest her in the courtyard. When I raised an alarm, villagers caught them and thrashed them,” the goat’s owner Aslup Khan said, according to The Sun UK. “Enraged, they came back eight hours later and took away my goat and raped her.”
Dr Ramvir Bhardwaj, a veterinary surgeon of animal husbandry told the Hindustan Times that the 50 weeks pregnant goat died due to a brain haemorrhage.
> Ouch, that must have hurt. According to media reports, former porn actress Mia Khalifa will require surgery following a “deflated” breast caused by a hockey puck.
News.com.au reports that Khalifa was watching an ice hockey match when the puck flew at her chest at around 130km/h. “It caught me so off guard and I had no idea it was coming. I grabbed my chest and I didn’t want to let go, because I felt like if I did let go, blood was going to be everywhere, ” the 25-year-old told the Daily Star.
Khalifa was a hugely popular star when she was still in the adult film circuit and is one of the most recognisable faces out there. Following the match in May, Khalifa had posted a picture on Instagram with the caption: “Also, I got hit in the boob with a puck during the game, and I’m 80% sure it ruptured an implant. But the good news is, I got a game used puck from a Capitals Stanley cup playoff game. Worth it.”
(Header image: CEN/THE ORDER OF YONI, Wikimedia Commons, Mahmoud Sarhan, Mia Khalifa on Instagram)
