Portuguese football idol Cristiano Ronaldo decided to step out into the streets of Madrid, Spain just to kick a ball around. However this being Ronaldo – one of the world’s greatest soccer stars, this was to be no easy task unless he disguised himself as a casual hipster in a muscle suit. What you see next is what transpires.

It’s amazing how an individual dribbling a football with the same dexterity as a professional footballer isn’t worthy of much attention – except to a child who just wants a playmate regardless of said playmate’s social stature. Ronaldo even proceeds to casually ask a young lady for her number, a request she denies without a thought. We’re assuming she isn’t too pleased with herself at the moment.