How Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan Are You?

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Channel your inner Dera chief with this quiz

By Alshaar Khan

August 28, 2017

Let's do this!

Have you ever been to jail?

Received a 10 year sentence once

Punched the principal's son in the face at school

Does killing mosquitoes count?

Are people willing to die for you?

Yes, 30 already are dead

Maybe, but my friends would need me to take them to Bali first

My only friend is a cat and I won’t let him/her die before me

What are your thoughts on consent?

What’s consent?

Once in wedlock, anything’s cool

Duh! It’s most important

Have you acted in a movie?

Yes, I’ve acted, directed, danced, produced, written, swallowed, excreted (in) one

I’ve been an extra on the sets of a TV show once

Tried some acting in school, but never worked out for me

Do you play any sports?

Yeah, only volleyball, kabaddi, lawn tennis, cricket, football, billiards, table tennis, snooker, basketball, water polo….

I used to play cricket back in the day

I have a gym membership

What’s your fav colour?

Neon saffron paired with a neon pink

Orange is the new black

Black is the only black

What sort of hairdos do you prefer?

I think Whoopi Goldberg is the shizz

Undercut is the only hairdo bro

Simple, short

Do you like beards?

Bearded for lyf, bruh!

Yeah, I want one but my girlfriend/wife won’t let me

No way

Do you like to accessorise?

I mean, I sleep with my glares on

I won’t mind sunglasses on a bright day

No, I don't have the money for it

Do you fancy an adventure?

I might have 53 world records

I want to go bungee jumping/sky diving/deep sea diving in Europe

I almost wet my pants while watching Annabelle last night

How big a deal do you think you are?

I truly deserve Z-Class security like only 35 other people in India

Chacha vidhayak hain humaare

My therapist told me I have a low self-esteem problem

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