Fans Are Calling For A Boycott Of Batman So They Can Watch Robert Pattinson Do Porn
Fans Are Calling For A Boycott Of Batman So They Can Watch Robert Pattinson Do Porn

Robert Pattinson’s Batman makes a delicious entry in the newly released Batman teaser by announcing “I am vengeance.” With only a whisper and his trademark goth hotness, Pattinson’s Batman seems rawer than any other Batman we’ve seen before. The teaser suggests that the primary antagonist of the film will be Paul Dano’s Riddler and also […]

Robert Pattinson’s Batman makes a delicious entry in the newly released Batman teaser by announcing “I am vengeance.” With only a whisper and his trademark goth hotness, Pattinson’s Batman seems rawer than any other Batman we’ve seen before. The teaser suggests that the primary antagonist of the film will be Paul Dano’s Riddler and also provides looks at Zoe Kravitz’ Catwoman.

 

But while the internet is gaga over a kohl-eyed, moody Pattinson portraying Batman, there is a section of the net that’s calling for the film’s boycott. Why, you ask? Porn.

 

Of course, it came as a surprise to many when it was announced that frikkin Cedric Diggory was going to play Batman so when The Guardian asked him what he’d do if his film flopped or if he failed to capture the superhero’s “vibe”, he said: “Porn – but art-house porn”.

 

Of course, Pattinson is not one to be a prude. In the High Life, Damsel and The Devil All the Time, he’s had or is going to have masturbation scenes that he thinks are excellent.

 

Then, there was that one-man sex scene in High Life and the part in The Lighthouse where he very vividly hallucinates about having sex with a mermaid.

 

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